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Database jokes

Posted on July 18, 2014 by Igor Micev — No Comments ↓

Sometimes when work is tough you simply need to take your eyes and mind away from your working console. Jokes are one matter that you can take a look on and smile yourself or share with a colleague. A SQL query walks into Continue reading Database jokes→

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